And the second pic is probably very accurate were we to run that scenario today…
I have used tools this day.
Ladders were climbed. Attics crawled through, parts and tools hauled up and about. There was no stroking of heat.
No feet suddenly-unexpectedly-undesireably appeared in the ceilings of rooms below.
Brackets were installed and motors mounted. Correctly the second time.
Wires were twisted, electrons coaxed to follow proper paths, safely. And the second time, with the right wire for the speed desired.
Belts were tensioned. Correctly the second time.
The fan sucks, vice blows. At the correct speed, moving the proper volume of air. On demand.
No blood was shed. Nor joints distended, or limbs mangled.
I am a tool-user.
Prolly saved $20 over hiring a pro. Maybe. [Cue Tim Allen monkey noise]
Remember, we have a cannon sited to cover the major avenue of approach.
And the Exterior Guard will f*ck you up.
If you prefer city living over nature, you might be a psychopath: study
…started noticing things around you simply.didn’t.happen. What is she, five years old?
Talk about “bubbles”… Wilson, FDR, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon (“Pentagon Papers,” anyone?), Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama…
Her history and journalism teachers should be forced to refund their salaries.
And – note her own little bit of disinformation, in the fine tradition of broadcast news bigs. Rather, Couric, Cronkite…
“Is this satire?” indeed.
Then this is a walk-in closet.
“…And in the name of the Lollipop Guild We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land!”
The Lollipop Guild Security Force Trainees.